It was not till my uncle Toby had knocked the ashes out of his third pipe, that corporal Trim returned from the inn, and gave him the following account.
I despaired, at first, said the corporal, of being able to bring back your honour any kind of intelligence concerning the poor sick lieutenant--Is he in the army, then? said my uncle Toby--He is, said the corporal--And in what regiment? said my uncle Toby--I'll tell your honour, replied the corporal, every thing straight forwards, as I learnt it.--Then, Trim, I'll fill another pipe, said my uncle Toby, and not interrupt thee till thou hast done; so sit down at thy ease, Trim, in the window-seat, and begin thy story again. The corporal made his old bow, which generally spoke as plain as a bow could speak it--Your honour is good:--And having done that, he sat down, as he was ordered,--and begun the story to my uncle Toby over again in pretty near the same words.
I despaired at first, said the corporal, of being able to bring back any intelligence to your honour, about the lieutenant and his son; for when Iasked where his servant was, from whom I made myself sure of knowing every thing which was proper to be asked,--That's a right distinction, Trim, said my uncle Toby--I was answered, an' please your honour, that he had no servant with him;--that he had come to the inn with hired horses, which, upon finding himself unable to proceed (to join, I suppose, the regiment), he had dismissed the morning after he came.--If I get better, my dear, said he, as he gave his purse to his son to pay the man,--we can hire horses from hence.--But alas! the poor gentleman will never get from hence, said the landlady to me,--for I heard the death-watch all night long;--and when he dies, the youth, his son, will certainly die with him; for he is broken-hearted already.
I was hearing this account, continued the corporal, when the youth came into the kitchen, to order the thin toast the landlord spoke of;--but Iwill do it for my father myself, said the youth.--Pray let my save you the trouble, young gentleman, said I, taking up a fork for the purpose, and offering him my chair to sit down upon by the fire,--whilst I did it.--Ibelieve, Sir, said he, very modestly, I can please him best myself.--I am sure, said I, his honour will not like the toast the worse for being toasted by an old soldier.--The youth took hold of my hand, and instantly burst into tears.--Poor youth! said my uncle Toby,--he has been bred up from an infant in the army, and the name of a soldier, Trim, sounded in his ears like the name of a friend;--I wish I had him here.
--I never, in the longest march, said the corporal, had so great a mind to my dinner, as I had to cry with him for company:--What could be the matter with me, an' please your honour? Nothing in the world, Trim, said my uncle Toby, blowing his nose,--but that thou art a good-natured fellow.
When I gave him the toast, continued the corporal, I thought it was proper to tell him I was captain Shandy's servant, and that your honour (though a stranger) was extremely concerned for his father;--and that if there was any thing in your house or cellar--(And thou might'st have added my purse too, said my uncle Toby),--he was heartily welcome to it:--He made a very low bow (which was meant to your honour), but no answer--for his heart was full--so he went up stairs with the toast;--I warrant you, my dear, said I, as I opened the kitchen-door, your father will be well again.--Mr. Yorick's curate was smoking a pipe by the kitchen fire,--but said not a word good or bad to comfort the youth.--I thought it wrong; added the corporal--I think so too, said my uncle Toby.
When the lieutenant had taken his glass of sack and toast, he felt himself a little revived, and sent down into the kitchen, to let me know, that in about ten minutes he should be glad if I would step up stairs.--I believe, said the landlord, he is going to say his prayers,--for there was a book laid upon the chair by his bed-side, and as I shut the door, I saw his son take up a cushion.